Me family name is Canadian actually. We come from a long lineage of blubber merchants. Me great grand pappy, "Greasy McBumflex" created the blubber and watercrest sandwich. It's a truly wonderful laxitive and lubricant. Gives our bums the flexibility to pick up coins and ballpoint pens with our butt cheeks... hence... Bumflex. The Mc was the genius of our dear cousin "Mildew McBumflex" very nearly convinced the good people at McDonalds into carrying the McBumflex blubber sandwich. T'was a trajedy when they went with McRibs instead.

For sure, yer a darlin for writin. I loved your pretty pics of the snow. I plan on carrying on the McBumflex tradition by introducing the snowball sandwich. Being from the north yourself, would you be knowing how to make such a sandwich... possibly provide a photograph???